Wanted
Suspect Description

(name unknown)

Alias: "The Smuggler," "Soul-man," "Mr. Four-Times," "Joshua"

Age: 18

Weight: 143 pounds

Height: 5' 8.58"

Eye color: boysenberry

Hair color: sable

Distinguishing Features: Contortionist. Smurf tattoo under left armpit. Speaks fluent Croathatopian, Schwazi Highlands Dialect, and Esperanto.

CRIMES: Numerous arms embargo and humanitarian aid violation arrests, no convictions or jail time served.

CounterSYNC recommendations: Subject is either very lucky or well-connected with someone. Is he one of us?
Please forward to the Board of Inquiries.


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