Wanted
Suspect Description

NAME: Ich Boyardy, The Groom

ALIASES: Smokin'Joe, the Slacker, Mr. Badhair, Desperanto

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: He doesn't know much, but he wants to thank you. His questionable temper developed during years of military school and the guidance of Father Delmonte's Polaroid camera. There are only two things he hates worse than incompetent assassins, and that's whiney girls and stinky boots. He carries a nickel plated S&W 9mm.

CRIMES: Public defecation, bad taste, carrying a weapon without a permit, carrying a yoda without a permit, impersonating Batman




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