ALIASES: Smokin'Joe, the Slacker, Mr. Badhair, Desperanto
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: He doesn't know much, but he wants to thank you.
His questionable temper developed during years of military school and the
guidance of Father Delmonte's Polaroid camera. There are only two things he
hates worse than incompetent assassins, and that's whiney girls and stinky
boots. He carries a nickel plated S&W 9mm.
CRIMES: Public defecation, bad taste, carrying a weapon without a permit,
carrying a yoda without a permit, impersonating Batman
NAME: Ich Boyardy, The Groom