DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: He rides the wheelchair for respect. The
immigrant son of circus freak acrobats, he had an impoverished start in the
mean streets of Sleezeville. Flipping and twisting were a regular part of
his daily regimen until he discovered the world of imported cheese. That
was the cornerstone on which his empire was built. He saw a need in
Sleezeville and he filled it with as much stinky cheese as he could find.
It was only a matter of time before he had to start making it to meet the
growing demand. He carries rennet for the cheddar, a shotgun for the
swiss, and an HK MP5 for surprises.
CRIMES: maufacture and sale of many known controlled dairy substances,
parking in a handicapped stall without a permit, extortion